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Yeezus Christ!
Kanye West, the demented anti-Semite and raving woman hater, is set to add porn to his rabid roster.
Which of our formally unimpeachable societal pillars will next fall? Will Chick-fil-A open on Sunday?
For the man who once penned entire albums to the Almighty, who straddled genius and tragedy producing thoughtful art, is now so fallen into the chasm of depravity that there seems no way back.
This vagrant venture into the world of adult entertainment is already underway, reportedly a joint effort with the former Mr. Stormy Daniels, a jiggle-flick producer named Mike Moz.
It's all dirty double standards because West has vacillated in the past on the sins of online smut: once blaming the collapse of his marriage and family on a supposed addiction to the filth.
Yeezus Christ! Kanye West, the demented anti-Semite and raving woman hater, is set to add porn to his rabid roster.
The queasy question on the lips of those who give a guff: Will Captive Censori make a freakish screen feature?
But it'll take more than a little horny hypocrisy to stun his few remaining and entirely unshockable fans into apoplexy.
It's hard to imagine what West will bring to the world's oldest form of entertainment. Turns out it's a pretty saturated market and people tend to get it for free. But maybe he'll melt down the last remaining Adidas sneakers from that imploded brand collab and repurpose them into Bianca Barbies or other awful porny paraphernalia.
Which of course brings us to the queasy question on the lips of those who give a guff: Will Captive Censori make a freakish screen feature?
It would hardly be surprising.
After years of controlling and shaming his ex-wife Kim Kardashian, mortifying lovers from Amber Rose to Julia Fox — who he urinated in front of at their first meeting — West's abuse of the fairer sex is well practiced.
Perhaps parading his latest hostage-in-hosiery Bianca through bawdy Venetian boat rides and pantyless in Paris has become tiresome. Perhaps these XXX-capades aren't scratching the itch.
We've already seen more of this poor woman than most men see of the bride on their wedding night, so it's hard to imagine this dirty duo will leave anything to the imagination.
West is one of the few public figures who considers himself uncancelable. But after so many mad turns and so much cultural whiplash, the real feat will be getting people to still care.
When you've made a career out of shocking people into paying attention, at some point the shock waves wear off.
Chances are the crazed congregants in the Church of Kanye have their own sordid outlets, more extreme than even Wild West can muster. And this deeply ill monster misogynist will be forced to seek comfort in even darker demons.
Fishy Kimmel
President Trump is playing more than the victim in that New York City courtroom. Apparently, he's also playing the butt trumpet.
According to anonymous courtroom 'sources' speaking to the never-heard-of 'MeidasTouch Network', No.45 almost did a No.2 in his pantaloons this week.
Caustic Jimmy Kimmel couldn't contain his own gas, mercilessly mocking the former prez for these baseless rumors. 'Just when you think the insano-meter has topped out, Donald Trump adds
