Miles has got a problem: the other men at his gym walk around naked in the changing rooms and blow dry themselves brazenly in front of him, and it’s stressing him out big time.
Now, according to Instagram, Miles seems only to go to gyms filled with the type of clientele that inexplicably are able to afford the membership fees despite never being at work and are resultantly consistently buff.
So, Miles, what’s the issue? Feast your eyes! And while you’re at it, ask how they got so many followers just by being surgeons who never do any surgery, or pilots who never fly planes…
Awkward: Monday night's edition of Made In Chelsea saw James serves new girl Verity some cold words... provoking TWO blazing arguments between him and Jamie
Talking of Miles and genitalia, Maeva is out jogging, because she’s just so frazzled from all the drama […that she’s going around causing].
She bumps into Amelia who is late for uni. She’s balancing her books and laptop in her arms and the laptop isn’t in a protective case.
Amelia suggests they do something fun together to get Maeva’s mind off Miles so takes her to stand at the front of a life drawing class and laugh loudly at a naked man while trying to draw him.
Stress: Miles has got a problem: the other men at his gym walk around naked in the changing rooms and blow dry themselves brazenly in front of him, and it’s stressing him out big time
The way they behave is a bit uncouth actually and if that were a real class and not one staged for the purpose of structured reality television they’d have their berets confiscated and would be out on the street without a whiff of a bursarial refund.
Remember how very Fatal Attraction Verity was getting last week with James? Well she’s spending this week Roller-Skiing with him, falling over herself so that he will pick her up and she can graze one of his poles.
Despite this, she is actually playing hard to get using some kind of reverse-psychology.
‘Why do you think you’re not special?’ James asks her. ‘I’m not,’ she answers, with faux self-deprivation. ‘That hurts my feelings,’ James says, trying to make it about him.
![Drama queen: Talking of Miles and genitalia, Maeva is out jogging, because she’s just so frazzled from all the drama […that she’s going around causing]](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/04/16/01/12321702-6926185-image-a-37_1555374250936.jpg)
Drama queen: Talking of Miles and genitalia, Maeva is out jogging, because she’s just so frazzled from all the drama […that she’s going around causing]
She tells him she’s going to see a dream specialist with Jamie and James is fuming. So fuming, in fact, that he exclaims that Jamie’s vegan sweets ‘aren’t even nice and taste like a**!’
Lets hope Millie Mackintosh’s Quality Street founding great-grandfather never gets on the wrong side of James.
On a roof, Freddie is fencing with Liv, and Mark Francis is acting as some sort of aristocratic referee.
Conversation then turns to ‘wining and dining’. ‘Don’t ever use that phrase!’ Mark Francis scolds Liv.
A knowing look passes between Mark Francis and Freddie.
Scolded: Conversation then turns to ‘wining and dining’. ‘Don’t ever use that phrase!’ Mark Francis scolds Liv. A knowing look passes between Mark Francis and Freddie
Mark Francis then attempts to educate Liv on the proper way to talk about romancing.
A knowing look passes between Mark Francis and Freddie.
Liv then asks Freddie: ‘So what sort of girls are you going for?’
A NOT so knowing look passes between us viewers and our TV screens.
Turns out Freddie likes the ladies and claims that he has been looking in the wrong places. Have you tried Grindr, Freddie?
Helping hand: Oh dear, Jamie is in a session with a dream therapist. This is one of those situations on Made In Chelsea where they wheel out an actual proper grown up
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