1. ‘I’m Amy and I’m an international air hostess!’
Or, as we call it, an air hostess
2. ‘S**t !’
Amber’s diplomatic reaction to hearing that Amy has never had a boyfriend and is twenty six years old: absolutely ancient in other words
Here we go! Love Island 2019 kicked off on Monday night with plenty of excruciating moments including when Amy called herself 'an international air hostess'
3. ‘I’ve never been rejected in my life! Oh my God, I would be shook !’
No, Amber. You mean: ‘I will be shook!’ This is Love Island. Get ready
4. ‘He has to be smart, funny, loyal, honest, focused on me. And he has to be tall!’
Anna, before realising she’ll have to compromise (this is Love Island after all) and just take one out of six instead And even ‘tall’ might be problematic
5. ‘You’re a scientist?! Guess what? I’m a pharmacist’
Anna hears that Yewande went to university at the age of 16, studied bio-medicine, and now works combatting cancer, thereby gradually realising that – even though she’s a pharmacist – she would NOT be the brainiest gal on this year's Love Island after all. Just the tallest...
Awkward: ‘I’ve never been rejected in my life! Oh my God, I would be shook !’ Amber tells Amy
6. ‘I’m wearing woolly socks’
Yewande struggles to enter into the spirit of Love Island’s bedtime frolics
7. ‘I’m Lucie, I’m from Cornwall, and I’m a surfer!’
Even in Cornwall that’s not even a hobby, more compulsory
8. ‘My boobs do get annoying at times. When I’m surfing they do come out at times!’
Lucie blows her attempt to join in Yewande and Anna’s discussion of bio-chemistry
Stating the obvious: 'I’m Lucie, I’m from Cornwall, and I’m a surfer!’ Even in Cornwall that’s not even a hobby, more compulsory'
9. ‘My ideal boy would be blonde, with longish hair, a lot of hair’
Lucie might not be the brightest shell in the sea but at least she knows what she wants
10. ‘I’ve got a severe medical condition. It’s called a wandering eye’
Hilarious ‘banter’ from Anton…
11. ‘I shave my whole body, yes. My mum shaves my bum for me’
Offputting: Anton making all the girls retch as he produces the most off-putting chat-up line in the history of Love Island - ‘I shave my whole body, yes. My mum shaves my bum for me’
Anton making all the girls retch as he produces the most
