Laila Rouass brands Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy 'lightweights'

Laila Rouass brands Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy 'lightweights'
Laila Rouass brands Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy 'lightweights'

Here come the girls: The original stars of the show included Zoe alongside Katharine Monaghan, playing Donna Walmsley, Gillian Taylforth, as Jackie Pascoe, and Susie Amy, playing Chardonnay Lane Pascoe (left-right)

Here come the girls: The original stars of the show included Zoe alongside Katharine Monaghan, playing Donna Walmsley, Gillian Taylforth, as Jackie Pascoe, and Susie Amy, playing Chardonnay Lane Pascoe (left-right)

Season One, 2002: A sexual predator nurse, coma-inducing attack, burnt breasts and a LOT of romps

Frank's attack: After Jason Turner (Cristian Solimeno) is lied to about a new recruit on the team, he and wife Tanya attack Earls Park's chairman Frank Laslett (John Forgeham). After passing off the attack as a car accident, they frequently visit him in court, where Tanya discovers manic nurse Jeanette Dunkley (John Forgeham) has been raping the boss, who wakes up and discovers Tanya and Jason's deceit.

Chardonnay's inferno: While celebrating her hen do before marrying Kyle Pascoe (Gary Lucy), glamour model Chardonnay Lane (Susie Amy) is approached by a group of drunken admirers wielding a candle stick. While attempting to light a cigarette, one of the gentlemen accidentally sets fire to the festive lei garland Chardonnay is sporting. Her chest is left severely burnt, leading to a breakdown for the model.

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Season Two, 2003: A hermaphrodite baby with a half-brother for a father, a fake rape allegation and a Champagne cliffhanger

Jackie and Jason's baby: While breaking what was described as: 'Rule one in the s***gers handbook', Jason was indulging in one of his endless affairs - with his best friend Kyle's mum Jackie. When Jackie discovers she's pregnant, a mix-up meant Chardonnay believed it was she who was expecting. After much confusion, the family make the bold decision for the couple do adopt Jackie's baby - although know one yet knows Jason is the father. Once it is announced, the family discover baby Paddy is a hermaphrodite - much to Jason's disgust.

The Frank, Jason, Tanya Saga continues: In a bid to get away with their crime in the previous season, Tanya accuses Frank of raping her, however they are soon forced to settle outside court, much to the chairman's chagrin.

Jason's shock death: As the series concludes and Jason makes more and more enemies, he and Tanya decide to renew their wedding vows however she breaks up the ceremony by screaming at her husband. He then drunkenly heads to the roof where the menace suffers a slip, only for one of his

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