Tuesday 2 August 2022 06:48 PM Bullet Train goes off the rails: Movie is slammed by critics saying it gets ... trends now
David Leitch's action comedy Bullet Train starring Brad Pitt doesn't hit UK theaters until Wednesday and US theaters until Friday, but critics are not exactly loving the 'high-octane bore.'
Many reviewers singled out their praise for the 58-year-old Oscar winner, the fight sequences, and performances from Hiroyuki Sanada, Brian Tyree Henry, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson - but not much else.
THR's David Rooney called the Japan-set two-hour flick 'soulless' and wrote it was 'so busy delivering violent action with a self-satisfied wink that its contorted plotting and one-note characters get real tedious real fast.'
Reviews are in! David Leitch's action comedy Bullet Train starring Brad Pitt (R) doesn't hit UK theaters until Wednesday and US theaters until Friday, but critics are not exactly loving the 'high-octane bore'
Rooney added: 'It's dispiriting to see so many capable actors put to such poor use...We don't care about who gets pounded to a pulp or shot to pieces because there are no characters to root for - good guys or bad.'
Variety's Peter Debruge called Bullet Train 'a Kill Bill-like mix of martial arts, manga, and gabby hitman movie influences, minus the vision or wit that implies.'
'It's essentially a live-action cartoon, with high-profile cameos sprinkled in for added laughs,' Debruge noted.
'Stylistically, Leitch is trying his darnedest to channel the likes of Tarantino and Ritchie, even if the dialogue and mock-British accents aren't nearly strong enough to earn such comparisons.'
Standouts: Many reviewers singled out their praise for the 58-year-old Oscar winner, the fight sequences, and performances from Hiroyuki Sanada (pictured), Brian Tyree Henry, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson - but not much else
'There are no characters to root for': THR's David Rooney called the Japan-set two-hour flick 'soulless' and wrote it was 'so busy delivering violent action with a self-satisfied wink that its contorted plotting and one-note characters get real tedious real fast'
'It's essentially a live-action cartoon': Variety's Peter Debruge called Bullet Train 'a Kill Bill-like mix of martial arts, manga, and gabby hitman movie influences, minus the vision or wit that implies'
AV Club's Todd Gilchrist loathed the 'improbability' of staff and passengers sharing the train with the hitmen as well as the timespan of the two-hour journey between Tokyo and Kyoto seemingly lasting all night.
'This film is not just bloated, tedious, dim-witted, and glib, it’s also redundant,' Gilchrist blasted.
'What proves to be more offensive is the film's unskilled attempt to inject seriousness into what should have been a cheeky summer distraction. It's fine for a movie about a bunch of competing killers to itself place no value on human life, and even to joyfully indulge in that kind of nihilism, but the way the filmmakers inject a sense of pathos feels about as earnest and meaningful as an airport gift shop souvenir before the flight home from some far-flung foreign country.'
Deadline's Pete Hammond also called Bullet Train a 'live-action cartoon' that 'felt repetitive after a while.'
'It's not just bloated, tedious, dim-witted, and glib, it’s also redundant': AV Club's Todd Gilchrist loathed the 'improbability' of staff and passengers sharing the train with the hitmen as well as the timespan of the two-hour journey between Tokyo and Kyoto seemingly lasting all night
'None of the characters, Pitt's included, remotely resembles actual human beings': Deadline's Pete Hammond also called Bullet Train a 'live-action cartoon' that 'felt repetitive after a while'
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