Soapwatch with JACI STEPHEN: Stephen's on the PROWL trends now
CORONATION STREET
What on Earth is wrong with Dr Gaddas? Why hasn't Carla been given blood tests when she's been saying that her condition is not like it was last time, hearing voices?
Leaving aside the fact that everyone can get an appointment with Dr G while the rest of the country is hanging on for June at the earliest, the woman quite clearly wouldn't know the Ten Plagues of Egypt from a cold.
Struggling to cope yet again, Carla makes another appointment and Dr G suggests that she take an extended break and go back on her anti-psychotic drugs. Good grief, woman. Blood test!
Small wonder that Stephen keeps getting away with lacing Carla's drinks with LSD.
Having pocketed her keys from the factory, he lets himself into her flat when she's asleep and drops them back into her bag (Query: how did she get in then, and where's Peter? Hopefully all will be revealed).
Stephen (pictured) is stepping up his campaign against Carla on Coronation Street in this week's storyline
Next, he heads for the kitchen and turns on the grill. What does he hope that will accomplish?
It's hardly a gas oven and a naked flame. Carla has form with fire, so are we heading for disaster again?
How many flaming (geddit?) storylines like this can one woman have?
One thing's for certain: if she went to Dr Gaddas with third-degree burns, the GP would give her a Band Aid and tell her to watch daytime TV for a month.
It's not a good week for Adam, who's worried about his business. About time.
The fact that he poses as an expert in every area of law, despite clearly spending more time at the hairdresser's than anywhere else, makes him look like the Dr Gaddas of the legal world.
Dee-Dee is horrified to find Damon in the office and sees red when Adam suggests they take him on as a client.
Forget Dee-Dee, it's Damon who should be worried.
Tracy finally relents when Daisy asks her if she'll do the flowers for the wedding. But there's a condition – she and Amy must be bridesmaids.
I already see low-flying cake.
Struggling to cope yet again, Carla makes another appointment and Dr G suggests that she take an extended break and go back on her anti-psychotic drugs
EASTENDERS
It's a thin line between getting your feet under the table and entrenching them so deep they take up the floorboards.
Emma has caused problems since day one and there's more trouble ahead when she clashes with Jay over different approaches to Lola's illness.
When Emma sees Jay up close and personal with a girl, she
