Night Coppers review: The cops caught in a rom-com on the mean streets of ... trends now

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Night Coppers 

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Never mind the punch-ups, the drunks, the druggies, the body cam footage of chases and the breathless arrests. Night Coppers (Ch4) isn't true crime... it's a rom-com.

If the new series doesn't end in wedding bells, viewers are going to demand their money back. Patrol car duo Jack and Annie are perfect for each other and they know it — but one impossible obstacle is keeping them apart.

'Me and Jack, we've often thought we're in love,' PC Annie admits. She's 27 and single, and when the pair of them aren't breaking up street fights in Brighton on a Saturday night, they're flirting like mad in the panda car.

After a man suspected of domestic assault tries to make a run for it, the lovebirds chase him down. Later, catching his breath, PC Jack describes it as 'unexpected midnight cardio', and then protests the double entendre is accidental: 'Definitely not that!'

Never mind the punch-ups, the drunks, the druggies, the body cam footage of chases and the breathless arrests. Night Coppers (Ch4) isn't true crime... it's a rom-com

Never mind the punch-ups, the drunks, the druggies, the body cam footage of chases and the breathless arrests. Night Coppers (Ch4) isn't true crime... it's a rom-com

If the new series doesn't end in wedding bells, viewers are going to demand their money back

If the new series doesn't end in wedding bells, viewers are going to demand their money back

They can't be a couple, Annie insists, because she's been off boys since primary school

They can't be a couple, Annie insists, because she's been off boys since primary school

Throughout a long Saturday night shift, Emily and her colleagues shrug off abuse, and manage to be civil and helpful to people who deserve to have their ears boxed

Throughout a long Saturday night shift, Emily and her colleagues shrug off abuse, and manage to be civil and helpful to people who deserve to have their ears boxed

The pair of them were laughing and blushing so hard, the inside of that car must have been like a sauna. 'People see us together and question, is there something going on there?' Annie says. Jack agrees: 'She's just one of those people who's going to be my mate, hopefully, for a long time.'

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