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Salty restauranteur/rancid pig Keith McNally is at it again… embarking on another anti-snobbery crusade.
Unfortunately for the blubbery Baron of Balthazar, this one boomeranged back to the kitchen faster than an off-menu chicken tartare.
In a seething late-night Instagram rant, McPiggy attacked Amazon-WAG Lauren Sanchez out of nowhere, writing: 'Does anybody else find Jeff Bezos' new wife [sic] – Lauren Sanchez – ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING?'
'What an ugly and F***ing SMUG–LOOKING couple they make,' he frothed on. 'Is this what having 1000 Billion dollars [sic] does to people?'
I'll tell you what's revolting. This bougie clam-slinger's obsession with Mrs. Almost Bezos.
Salty restauranteur/rancid pig Keith McNally is at it again… embarking on another anti-snobbery crusade.
Unfortunately for the blubbery Baron of Balthazar, this one boomeranged back to the kitchen faster than an off-menu chicken tartare.
Maybe the rosacea has seeped into his jealous brain. Maybe he's a lonely leprechaun looking for his four-leafed clover (divorced since 2018). But McNally's sordid smears have now sagged lower than his man teats.
He's posted pic after sumptuous pic of Lauren's sensual blowup doll lips, overflowing water balloons and curvy hip meat.
No doubt McNasty wishes he had such a primed and plumped dame as his catch of the day.
But a man – who looks to me like the extruded byproduct of a blasphemous union of a sloth and Gru – should probably put the insults on a simmer.
After all, this rumpled social climber has made a fortune running the most elite restaurants in New York City by catering to the rich and famous from Anna Wintour to Leonardo DiCaprio. But Lauren and Jeff aren't good enough for him?
Sure, the soon-to-be Bezoses flaunt their ample assets – as well as their wealth.
Jeff's $500 million yacht features a strikingly familiar, curvaceous goddess as its figurehead. Sanchez once said her diamond engagement rock was so big that she nearly blacked out upon seeing it, which explains her state of perpetual lip-pursing (sucking in breaths to stay conscious). And yes, her barely there displays at White House shindigs are curiously unpresidential.
It's also true that everyone cheered for Mr. Fancy Eatery when he famously banned corpulent clown James Corden from his restaurants after the British import reportedly threw an omeletian hissy fit at an underpaid server. Even though Cantankerous Corden later apologized, he was due his comeuppance.
But what did poor Lozza do other than smother social media to death with her impossible frame?
Yes, her barely there displays at White House shindigs are curiously unpresidential. But what did poor Lozza do other than smother social media to death with her impossible frame?
Her silicone grace in the face of this uncalled for drive-by – simply urging fans to 'lead with kindness' – kept it classy. And now the yolks on McNally's butternut-squash face.
Apparently shamed, he crawled back to Insta on Tuesday night – posting a promotion for his upcoming memoir. The title is 'I Regret Almost Everything'.
'I wrote the first line in a loony bin in Massachusetts in August 2018,' he said. 'And the last line on Thompson Street in NYC last night.'
Boo-hoo-bad-mouth, you can shove your book-plug-cum-apology where the Listerine don't reach.
This bad-bistro blowhard's seemingly hypocritical tirades have gone far too stale.
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The 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' producer trashed busty ingenue Sydney Sweeny saying she 'is not pretty and can't act', which has never stopped the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker, Amy Schumer or
