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Peter Crouch admits he got rather more than sand between his toes during a recent trip to Dubai with wife Abbey Clancy and their children.
The former Stoke City and England footballer, 43, paid a visit to the Wild Wadi Waterpark while holidaying in the United Arab Emirates, but was left traumatised by one of its numerous rides.
'There's a thing called the Lazy River, there's nothing lazy about it, I'll tell you that straight away,' he recalled during the latest edition of The Therapy Crouch podcast.
'So these jets pink you from behind, straight up right? But it's like a colonic irrigation; you get a jet straight up your ring piece.'
The recollection sparked hysterical laughter from Abbey, who agreed with the retired footballer's verdict.
Peter Crouch has revealed he got rather more than sand between his toes during a recent trip to Dubai with wife Abbey Clancy and their children
The former Stoke City and England footballer, 43, paid a visit to the Wild Wadi Waterpark while holidaying in the United Arab Emirates, but was left traumatised by one of its numerous rides
Situated alongside Dubai's Burj Al Arab and Jumeirah Beach Hotels, the Wild Wadi Waterpark includes three pools, seventeen water slides and a variety of aquatic rides and surfing machines.
Abbey has opened up about her battle with anxiety and revealed she uses hypnotherapy to deal with it because she 'catastrophises everything'.
In an exclusive interview with MailOnline about her new podcast venture, Exhibit A, the mother-of-four revealed her constant worrying 'scares her'.
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