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Be sure to remember this tummy tickler in case the red wine takes hold before crackers are pulled over Christmas dinner.
Joke: how many painfully earnest men dressed in dark suits does it take to unscrew 16 balls without a balls-up?
Answer: Manchester United. No, Manchester City. No, Pedro Pinto.
Monday's Champions League draw descended into a farce and had to be re-done later on
The Champions League draw descended into chaos after Man United were drawn twice
Right. What's gone on here? Ah yes, must be a technical problem with the software. Let's try that again.
Over recent years, has anything embodied the absurdity of modern football better than a UEFA draw? An utterly bland bit of bureaucracy treated with the seriousness and sincerity of a Cold War summit.
Yes, that made Monday's confusion all the more funny. But over in Nyon (the 'home of European
