A Houston foster mom to a very energetic pup created a hilarious website in an effort to find the dog's 'lifetime match' and forever home.
Christine Clauder has been the foster mom to Hank, an adorable and indefatigable 1-year-old Siberian black mouth cur since May, and put up the adoption website just a month later in June, claiming 'we need sleep. You have no idea how much we need to sleep.'
Hank, an adorable and energetic 1-year-old Siberian black mouth cur is up for adoption
'This dog is a Peloton coach after a triple expresso,' one person wrote of the pup on Clauder's adoption website.
'It's like Chris Hemsworth died and came back as a dog,' another commented.
The website, PleaseAdoptHank.com, jokingly - and somewhat profanely - notes that Hank is both loyal and neutered to prevent anyone from being 'subjected to any of his hellspawn.' As of Wednesday, Hank still was living with Clauder.
'He knows basic commands such as 'sit,' 'down,' 'shake,' and 'why are you so f--- mental, stop chewing on that and get in your f--- kennel.' He'll f--- stand in between your legs [while you're cooking] and trip you up while you're holding knives,' the website reads.
'He's 54 pounds of pure, unadulterated, kinetic energy with eyes like the ocean.'
'We're all tired of Hank. Not because we don't love him, we're just TIRED. It's like he drank ALL OF OUR COFFEE,' the adoption site adds.
The website itself is 'highly exaggerated for comical effect,' according to Clauder, who is a volunteer at the Abandoned Animal Rescue in Houston.
