Tuesday 17 May 2022 06:16 AM JANE FRYER watches the Wagatha Christie drama unfold: Where DID Rebekah Vardy ... trends now

Mrs Justice Steyn would surely be forgiven if she’d spent the weekend wallowing in a stack of Halsbury’s Statutes, yearning to wrestle once again with a juicy Saudi arms deal or a tricky case about Guantanamo Bay inmates and trying to blank out anything and everything Wag. 

But most of us are quite happy to have the extraordinary events of last week seared forever onto our brains. 

Everything from the car crash of Rebekah Vardy’s evidence (and several of her court outfits) to the restrained air-casted, Gucci-garnished dignity of Coleen. 

The precise proportions of Peter Andre’s teeny acorn; the ups and downs in the Rooney marriage. 

And the agony writ large across Wayne’s big pink face as he slouched, suddenly loyal as a lurcher, beside his surprisingly diminutive wife. What a week it was. Vintage. Epic. Unbeatable. 

But today is another day. Another week! And a very bright one, too, thanks to Rebekah who has come dressed for Ladies Day at Aintree in an acid, lemon-yellow suit. 

Which, from a distance could pass for Chanel, but close up is deemed ‘too shiny’ by the fashion elite outside court. (It is actually a rather splendid £2,095 two-piece by Alessandra Rich, accessorised with a £1,890 bag).

Coleen, meanwhile, looks all set for a shift at Specsavers in a recycled grey suit from The Kooples, a plain black top and her trusty clutch at her side. 

And Wayne – poor Wayne – seems to be wearing someone else’s school uniform again. 

Then we’re off. Coleen – clean, clear, concise and doggedly calm – describes Vardy’s private, expletive-ridden WhatsApp messages as ‘just evil’ and shares a bit about herself with Court 13. 

How she hates all the fuss and has never courted press attention. How, even when she was planning her brilliant Hercule Poirot-style reveal – originally written out by

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