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Tractor porn watching Tory Neil Parish today admitted he is 'no angel' and his long-suffering wife chases him around the kitchen with scissors threatening to 'snip' off his genitals in an excruciating TV exclusive about his demise.

ITV viewers said they were put off their breakfast by the bizarre interview with Lorraine where he also laid into Boris Johnson after another 'Pestminster' sleaze scandal erupted.

Mr Parish admitted that he initially lied about being the MP who was caught watching tractor porn in the Commons, having confessed after an 'embarrassing' conversation with his wife Susan and their two children.

The Tory quit as the MP for Tiverton and Honiton after the scandal in April, with the Lib Dems taking the seat at a by-election last month - the first time in the seat's history that it was not won by the Conservatives. 

He said: 'She knows I'm no angel, she chases me around the kitchen worth scissors saying 'snipper snap' knowing full well what part of my anatomy she is after. She knows what I'm like'.

Paying tribute to his wife, he said: 'She came up with me all the 12 years I was in Parliament. Helped me in the office, helped keep me on time. She's done so much with me so naturally on the morning I decided to resign it was her advice I took. Our children, our son and our daughter, both gave very sound advice, and in the end do you twist and turn, do you tell lots of fibs, or go. And I decided to go'.

Lorraine looked a mix of shocked and incredulous as he spoke, and asked if Boris Johnson is partly to blame for the crisis, because he 'doesn't lead by example'.

Mr Parish replied: 'It's a bit of that yes. It's about trust and integrity. It's like Christopher Pincher. One day he says he doesn't know what he's like and the next day you have Dom Cummings saying he used to say: 'Pincher by name, pincher by nature'. I love Boris in many ways but why tell a fib when you know 24 hours later it's going to be refuted when the public are worried about the Prime Minister's integrity'.

Farmer Mr Parish first said he accidentally viewed one X-rated video when browsing for tractors, before later doing so deliberately in the Commons chamber. 

Of the incident in parliament, he told Lorraine: 'I think there's moments of madness in your life, and this was one of them and one has plenty of time to regret it afterwards, but I did the right thing, I apologised and I left parliament.

'I should have done it even quicker than I did. I think I went into a sort of denial, really and I think I went into shock - I thought perhaps if I pretend it didn't happen, it hasn't happened.

'I also wanted to be able to apologise to the two women concerned because I never intended to flaunt it in front of anybody. I wasn't proud of what I was doing, I knew it was wrong what I was doing and it was a weakness in my character, but I promise you - and my wife will back me up on that, who' s a great support - I don't flaunt, I really don't.'

On being quizzed by Lorraine for being on his phone at work when he should have been listening, he said: 'It wasn't during a debate, it was at 11:30 at night and we were voting. I wasn't in a part of the chamber you can ask a question from, waiting to go into vote, so in between votes you have about ten minutes… One of the problems with parliament and the voting system is - it's no justification, but I got bored. You look at your phone. I used to look at cars and tractors during votes.'

Lorraine asked, 'But how do you go from tractors to porn?'

He replied; 'It was linked, the website was linked but naturally I'm not going to say how because I don't want others to go on to the horrible site. I know people make fun of me that I'm the tractor porn man but I promise you, that was the case.'

Susan Parish, his wife of more than 40 years said at the time of the scandal that their marriage would survive the scandal, claiming it is 'all very embarrassing' and 'very stupid'

After hearing about the allegation, Mrs Parish said: 'My breath was taken away, frankly,' although she defended her husband. 'No. He's quite a normal guy, really. He's a lovely person. It's just so stupid.' 

 She said: 'People shouldn't be looking at pornography. He would never just sit there with people looking. He would never just do that knowing [people were looking]. These ladies were quite right to be as cross as they

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