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An Australian woman has told how Russell Brand allegedly cornered her in a bathroom and said 'I'm going to f*** you' before flashing his penis in her face - and then boasting about it moments later on the BBC.
Rachel, who works in the TV industry, encountered Brand in Los Angeles when the comedian was visiting her office complex to record a radio show for the BBC in June 2008.
She claims she answered the door and let Brand and his entourage into the building where they were met by a BBC producer.
Fifteen minutes later, she passed the studio where they were recording on her way to the bathroom to source medication for a sinus issue.
'I opened up a cupboard where the first aid kit was kept along with our medicines and when I turned around there was a groin in front of me,' the woman told 60 Minutes.
Russell Brand (pictured) allegedly exposed himself to a woman before joking about it on a radio broadcast minutes later
Brand had allegedly followed her into the bathroom.
'What are you doing in here?,' she recalled asking him.
'And he goes, "oh, you're a bit of alright, aren't you, you're a bit alright'.
He allegedly told her he would call her 'Betty'.
'I said "but that's not my name" and he said "I'm going to f*** you" and I went "no, you're not" and he went "yeah, I am".
'Before you know it, his penis was on his hand and he was pretty much serving it to me as you would a dish or as you would serve someone some food.'
Rachel, which is a pseudonym to protect her identity, said Brand repeatedly told her he would 'f***' her.
She was saved by a knock at the door calling Brand back into the studio.
Rachel, which is a pseudonym to protect her identity, said Brand repeatedly told her he would 'f***' her
Brand: Also, Lucy Lawless, the Xena: Warrior Princess actress and also star of Bedtime Stories, the film I'm doing, is coming down.
She'll surprise you, Matt, because you'd think the actress playing Xena: Warrior Princess, you'd think: 'Oh, she'll be a nice bit of crumpet, dolly bird, you know, bit daft, nothing between her ears, lovely knockers'...she's rough as horse muck. (laughs)
No, she's smart as a whip, she's bright as a button.
Morgan: Have you got a crush on her?
Brand: Sort of but like, you know where it's a woman where you respect them or something?
Morgan: Why, because she's a bit in control of herself?
Brand: In control of herself...
Morgan: Not the ones you like!
Brand: Oh no, this won't do. I won't be able to drag her off into a cubicle and show her my pubicles, that would never do.
Morgan: How long ago did you do that last?
Brand: It's been a long while, Matt, since old Russy Brand...
Morgan: (interjecting) It's been 25 minutes since he showed his willy to a lady.
Brand: (laughing) Very easy to judge! Very easy to judge!
Morgan: The receptionist…
Brand: (laughing) Look…
Morgan: Receive this!
Brand: How am I supposed to ring that little bell? With my finger?
Morgan: He got told off for ringing a bell. Minutes later he was showing his willy. As a form of excuse for his behaviour - 'See, look, this is what I'm hung with!'
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