'Zionist satirist' savages UCLA Palestine protestors with spoof video demanding ... trends now

 A self-proclaimed Zionist satirist named L.E. Staiman, whose real name is Eliyahu Noah 'Eli' Staiman, has taken the recent events of pro-Palestinian protestors raging across college campuses nationwide, to a new level.

The upstate native, starts with a disclaimer that condones 'any acts of terror or negative actions conducted by any group,' and claims that the intent is 'not to offend but to educate and foster awareness,' before he breaks out the sarcasm to his nearly 8,500 followers on Instagram.

'As you know many of the encampments in UCLA have been torn down. There are still some survivors and we desperately need humanitarian aid,' he says while sitting under a mock tent in a post than went viral on Thursday.

'We need water bottles. We need vegan food, we need gluten-free bagels, we need banana-free bananas if you have them,' the comic said wearing a burnt orange colored keffiyeh around his neck - a scarf worn by Palestinians that became a symbol after the flag was banned in the West Bank and Gaza.