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Tinder date gets stuck trying to retrieve her excrement

A girl had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a window while trying to retrieve her own excrement - all while at the home of a Tinder date. 

The unnamed girl had been for a romantic meal at Nando's with student Liam Smyth, 24, before they went back to his place in Bristol for a nightcap.

But a bizarre chain of events unfolded after she went to the toilet and blocked the pan.

In panic, she picked up the stool and threw it out the window - but it fell down into a narrow gap between the neighbouring property.

She had no choice but to confess to Smyth, who bravely helped lower her out of the bathroom window into the gap between the houses in an attempt to retrieve it - which is when she got stuck.

The unnamed girl had been for a romantic Tinder date at a Nando's in Bristol with Liam Smyth, 24, before she got stuck in the student's bathroom window while trying to retrieve her own poo

The unnamed girl had been for a romantic Tinder date at a Nando's in Bristol with Liam Smyth, 24, before she got stuck in the student's bathroom window while trying to retrieve her own poo

After getting wedged upside down in the gap, she had to be rescued by firefighters who were called to Smyth's house in Bristol.

He has now launched a GoFundMe page to replace the broken window - which raised £300 in the first three hours.

Recounting the hilarious story, Smyth - a postgraduate studying sociology at Bristol University - said: 'I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each other's company very much.

'After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary. About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet.

'She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me. "I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me, and it would not flush.

'She continued, "I don't know why I did this, but I panicked. I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".'

Smyth said that he told his date that they would go out to the garden, retrieve the poo and 'pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened' - but then he realised the bathroom window doesn't open to the garden.   

The bizarre chain of events started when the woman went to the toilet and blocked the pan. In panic, she picked up the stool and threw it out the window

Firefighters were called when she became stuck between in the gap trying to retrieve the excrement

The bizarre chain of events started when the woman went to the toilet and blocked the pan. In panic, she picked up the stool and threw it out the window. Firefighters were called when she became stuck between in the gap trying to retrieve the excrement

Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe: 'Instead, it opens into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, separated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo. 

'As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is separated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane.

'Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.'

But Smyth said his date had other ideas.

'Being an

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