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One couple's quest to escape the 9-5 for a happier life - flogging laxative tea on Instagram for stupid amounts of cash - came to a close on Tuesday.

But never fear, because on Married At First Sight, there's always another narcissistic culture vulture ready to swoop in and steal the spoils.

That honour went to intruders KC and Drew, who were brought in to lower the cumulative IQ and keep the freak show chugging along and they did not disappoint.

Intruder alert: One couple faltered on Married At First Sight on Tuesday night - thankfully, four more desperate flogs entered the fray. They did not disappoint

Intruder alert: One couple faltered on Married At First Sight on Tuesday night - thankfully, four more desperate flogs entered the fray. They did not disappoint 

Liz and Seb

Happily ever after? On Monday, Liz married larger than life weirdo Seb. He's a bloke with a heart of gold and a brain of robot - and this robot is programmed to please

Happily ever after? On Monday, Liz married larger than life weirdo Seb. He's a bloke with a heart of gold and a brain of robot - and this robot is programmed to please

On Monday, Liz married larger than life weirdo Seb. He's a bloke with a heart of gold and a brain of robot - and this robot is programmed to please. 

Unfortunately, his operating system hasn't been updated since the 90s, so we're forced to smile politely through an endless stream of Adam Sandler and Arnold Schwarzenegger references.

Yes Seb, we know 'you can do iiit!' and 'you'll be backkk!' but keep up with this s**t and all the viewers will go back to MKR. 

Apples and oranges: Clearly, this bloke is nothing like Sam Ball, the misogynist, body-shaming f-wit who Liz got matched with last year

Apples and oranges: Clearly, this bloke is nothing like Sam Ball, the misogynist, body-shaming f-wit who Liz got matched with last year

My point is, this bloke is nothing like Sam Ball, the misogynist, body-shaming f-wit who she got matched with last year.

But Channel Nine has long known that 'true love' doesn't rate.

So instead, producer's pet Liz spent the entire episode force feeding us a bogus narrative about how everything Seb did would bring back bad memories of Sam.

'We're going Strawberry picking!' he said at one point, with a look of innocence no sane human could ignore.

True love? What for? But true love doesn't rate. So instead, producer's pet Liz spent the entire episode force feeding us a bogus narrative about how everything Seb did would bring back bad memories of Sam

True love? What for? But true love doesn't rate. So instead, producer's pet Liz spent the entire episode force feeding us a bogus narrative about how everything Seb did would bring back bad memories of Sam

'Strawberry picking!? How could you! Didn't you see that five-second scene two seasons ago where Sam force-fed me strawberries!?'

'No, I think I was too busy living my life to get sucked into a stupid prime time reality show starring a bunch of brain dead flops who were plucked straight from the dole cue,' Seb internally replied.

'But worked dried up so here I am, strolling through a bloody strawberry field with a botched Paris Hilton clone who thinks fruit gives you cancer!'

How dare you! 'Strawberry picking!? How could you! Didn't you see that five-second scene two seasons ago where Sam force-fed me strawberries!?' she cried. 'No,' Seb replied, 'I think I was busy living my life that year'

How dare you! 'Strawberry picking!? How could you! Didn't you see that five-second scene two seasons ago where Sam force-fed me strawberries!?' she cried. 'No,' Seb replied, 'I think I was busy living my life that year'

Seb didn't say any of that though: 1) because he's a nice guy and 2) because he's been single for eight years and this is as good as it will get for him.

Their night ended with a romantic dinner, where Liz admitted she'd never been in love.

'But with you, bargain basement Dana Carvey, I think I see a future,' she said.

Happy ending: Their night ended with a romantic dinner, where Liz admitted she'd never been in love. 'But with you, bargain basement Dana Carvey, I think I see a future,' she said

Happy ending: Their night ended with a romantic dinner, where Liz admitted she'd never been in love. 'But with you, bargain basement Dana Carvey, I think I see a future,' she said

 Mishel and Steve

How a boat that! Last night, Mishel finally managed to get Steve to face his fear of sinking boats. Steve said 'hell no!' at first, but a quick producer pep talk changed his tune

How a boat that! Last night, Mishel finally managed to get Steve to face his fear of sinking boats. Steve said 'hell no!' at first, but a quick producer pep talk changed his tune

During Sunday night's commitment ceremony, Steve refused to bow to the expert's pressure and agree to have sex with Mishel.

But Mishel knows that when it comes to men, 'rejection' and 'erection' aren't mutually exclusive terms.

Last night, Mishel finally managed to get Steve to face his fear of sinking boats.

'I'm happy to go in the water, but I am NOT going in the boat!' he yelled prior to an ad break.

Did I say no? I meant yes! '...The producers have since reminded me that no boat = no airtime, so call me Captain Cook!' Steve miraculously conceded after the ad break

Did I say no? I meant yes! '...The producers have since reminded me that no boat = no airtime, so call me Captain Cook!' Steve miraculously conceded after the

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