Joke about Donald named best Christmas cracker gag of 2019

'What do you call a snowman on Love Island? A melt!' Jokes about TV, Coleen Rooney's detective work and Donald are named best Christmas cracker gags of 2019 The public were asked to submit their best original jokes to the TV channel Gold  Each Christmas joke was assessed and judged anonymously by 2,000 people For the second year running, a joke about Donald has topped the ranking 

By Danyal Hussain For Mailonline

Published: 18:57 GMT, 10 December 2019 | Updated: 18:57 GMT, 10 December 2019

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Jokes about Donald , Love Island and the Coleen Rooney-Rebekah Vardy sleuth saga have been named among the best Christmas cracker gags of 2019.

The British public were asked to submit their best original jokes for the annual competition run by TV channel Gold, which were then judged anonymously by 2,000 people.

The winning wisecrack, penned by secondary school teacher Matt King, reads: 'Why does Donald have his Christmas dinner on a plastic plate? He doesn't get on with china.'

Mr King, from Wokingham, received £1,500 towards a holiday and a box of Gold Christmas crackers, one of which contained his own gag.

This year's winning joke, penned by secondary school teacher Matt King, reads: 'Why does Donald Trump have his Christmas dinner on a plastic plate? He doesn't get on with china'

This year's winning joke, penned by secondary school teacher Matt King, reads: 'Why does Donald have his Christmas dinner on a plastic plate? He doesn't get on with china'

It is the second year running that a joke about the US president has topped the list.

Last year's winning joke read: 'What does Donald do after he pulls a cracker? Pays her off.'

Another of this year's jokes riffed on Coleen Rooney's claim that Rebekah Vardy's Instagram account was the source of leaked stories about her private life.

The saga made headlines around the world, with the hashtag £WagathaChristie trending.

Another of this year's jokes riffed on Coleen Rooney's claim that Rebekah Vardy's Instagram account was the source of leaked stories about her private life

Another of this year's jokes riffed on Coleen Rooney's claim that Rebekah Vardy's Instagram account was the source of leaked

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